that was then

(via inothernews)

I couldn’t compete with Jon Favreau in the catchphrase stakes, but did suggest a drinking game for those who plan to imbibe while watching tonight’s speech:

A shot every time Obama says “investment.”

A shot every time Obama says “future.”

A double shot every time those two words appear in the same sentence.

Yes, I know it’s a great idea.  No, you drunks do not need to write to me to tell me what a great idea it was.  You’re welcome.  Thxbai.